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Author *Topic: Coffee, Tea or ME?  (Read 308 times)
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« on: November 14, 2009, 05:48:02 AM »


Typical scene.

Man calls up woman; man ask for a date; woman said yes; man meets woman in a nice and cozy restaurant; have a quiet romantic dinner; then man brings woman to her house.

And then, right at the doorstep, just as they bid their goodbyes, here comes the tricky part ...

Woman suddenly turns around and ask the man, "would you like to come in for a cup of coffee?"

Or maybe, she'd say "would you like to come in for coffee?"

Familiar lines, aren't they?

On the surface, you would think the two innocent "invitations" do mean one and the same, right? Or do they?

Many people think they're interchangeable, but they're wrong.

It has been said that if invited to have "a cup of coffee," it means, well, you are being offered a cup of coffee, literally. While inviting someone "to have coffee" really means, "do you want to come in and have sex with me?"

So there, the cat is out!

Ladies, next time you invite someone into your house for a night cap and have a cup of coffee, make sure you say "a cup of coffee" clearly, unless you want to have more than just a cup of coffee.

As for the men, you know what to do, don't you?

Ladies and gentlemen, join us here, and have your say, as we list some reasons why you think coffee is better (or worse) than sex!



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« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2010, 02:23:37 AM »


Ah...so that's the trick.

You seem so good at this, Ping, ha. Hmmmm. Hehhe. Lol. :D
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